I just got my letter from College today, asking me very kindly to please spent over two HUNDRED (non-existent, btw) dollars on four school books.

I'm taking six classes.

Anyone else see where my money will be spent these few upcoming days?

They're sucking me dryyyyyyyyyyyyy. On top of that, the names of the books are ones I can barely pronounce so I'm already seeing in my future a long and dreadful semester. Because my parents have worked their strange magic on me, I'm taking business (ew) and it's all about math, the one subject that I'm horrible at.

Science--> I can get by. It's called my 'Uncle who works as a scientist for a living' plan.
English---> biatches, plz, I can do this in my sleep.
Global studies-----> Je suis from everywhere in これ 世界.

But MATH?? Geh.

私 は 馬鹿 です。