I would seriously suck things off this man. My god, the things I would do to him, with him, for him... It's not even funny. Yes, I understand I'm a grown-ass twenty year old woman who needs to get a boyfriend but COME ON!!! Do you not see the sexiness?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!

I need to take a cold bath not.